Today, in my immense goodness, I want to give * to those who wanted to use two characters and five points for a script to be used in film success.
- CHARACTERS -
Pope XXIII Great Mazinga - Pope robot : clearly this is a character to be used only in a historical film, his jovial nature hides a vengeful spirit that will allow for the punishment due to his ulcer piercing space, heretics, sinners, witches, and canaries, above all, abstract (these inserts them the list because of old grudges that can be ill-concealed by those who want aprofonditi).
cult phrase: ULCER PIERCING!
Edward ricotta: it is a seemingly normal person, sometimes funny other unpleasant, and his superpower is the ability to get anything to fall from his hands.
cult phrase: eccheccazzo!
- SCRIPTS -
Anna and the Lion King : Anna is a young widow who arrives in Siam with her son Luis to teach English to 68 children of the Lion King. Anna
clashes with the traditions of the country and after a stormy start with the king, the two begin to fight to the death, during the struggle he learns that Anna is none other than a blood thirsty cyborg that to survive must bombard the minds of others of Victorian respectability.
The fight seems to last for a long time, so much that the movie ends before its conclusion.
At the end of the credits, through a flashback, we learn that in fact the Lion King was dressed as a gazelle.
cult Scene: Anna is about to end with blows of the Lion King George Mastrota , but when all seems lost, The Lion King grabs a handful of Gigi D'Alessio and Anna Tatangelo and throws it in the eyes of his rival, making it temporarily unable to physical confrontation.
Fame - will be hungry : an evil Pupo Sicilian snatches the fattest woman in the world , the 'world's fattest man and the fattest cat in the world , forces them to average tiring sessions of exercise, feed them properly and following them with a nutritionist, with the advice of experts look maker, totally renewed their look.
The film ends when the Blue Fairy commissioned by Marco Columbro to investigate the abduction, the baby turns firewood to Sicily, the three prisoners are released and they begin their diet of sandwiches consisting of one layer 7 cm of lard enclosed by two bars of chocolate milk, weighing 1 kg each.
Scene cult: the Blue Fairy with classic plaid blanket who falls asleep on his knees in front of the Pupo burning in the fireplace of his home.
Mars Attak Super four aliens from Mars invade our planet. Their technique is to sprinkle the conquest of glue every single door handle of each of the Earth.
cult Scene: Queen Elizabeth II, called by physiological needs, remains glued to the handle of the bathroom before entering.
March of sloths : a group decides to march on AIS Rome. The film will run for 47 hours, will begin upon departure and ends when the AIS will be the fastest route 3 meters.
would be the first film in stop motion
may need to be more episodes.
Scene cult: the still image of the left leg Ungulate last row of the AIS, which lasted 6 hours, no, it was not a still picture.
Winnie the Pooh and the tapeworm : looking closely at their own excrement, the "nice" yellow bear discovers that his seizure is caused by hunger in his gut of a mature, but still pleasing, Taenia solium .
Very interesting are the methods that our yellow hero to devise eradicate it. Eventually Pooh gets its way by inventing a machine gut extract; hilarious final scene of the death of the bear that will be in agony.
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Anyone wishing to use the one featured above can, of course, will then inform me, I'll be happy to advertise a job of that value.
* If, by chance, thanks to the use of my brilliant ideas anyone should make money, even a penny, I'll be in touch with my office to collect my share of the loot.
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